i was a teenage insect

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Something I came up with last week called a Smurfdelo. It's when you put blue food colouring in a Modelo.

23 years old
born at 3:04pm 02/21/02
baptised but not confirmed
shoe size 8.5-9
Toronto
writer phototakr muscianer filmmaker
blue eyes ginger hair
webbed toes
5"8 but planning to grow upwards of 5"10 in the coming years
Sudoku.com February 2024 7-day competition #1 world champion
bowler
stupid just really really fucking dense
heart of gold
evil autist
really smart and also optimistic
macintosh apprile
disbeliever
happy 24/7!
trustworthy and reliable
likes to jump up and down
wanted by the Mitsubishi corporation for incidents occuring at a production facility in Normal, Illinois
morose and often quite ugly
frightening dreams...
this means something

MY PARENTS GOT THEIR FIRST ULTRASOUND OF ME WHILE  9/11 WAS HAPPENING

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